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Terror Demotivational Poster


TERRORIST POEM - Roses are red, Violets are blue love me today ...or I KEEL YOU!!!


TAGS: achmed the dead terrorist
Rating: 3.11/5

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Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:39 pm, #144137
Can a guy who's whole act is puppets be considered a tremendous performer?
lou - December 8, 2009, 11:03 pm, #143915
I think Jeff Dunham is a tremendous performer in a unappreciated art. But, I don't get why the Achmed act is so popular, I think Jeff should've played it with always having an attitude towards the terrorist scum... you won't see people in NYC laughin atit


ISLAM -


TAGS: islam religion terrorism
Rating: 3.73/5

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zoomer296 - January 14, 2013, 10:16 pm, #242469
I think buddhism is the most peaceful religion. (I don't know of any wars in the name of buddha.)
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:33 am, #239362
Aww. How sweet. Allahu Akbar!!
narin - April 8, 2010, 8:56 pm, #170331
Spot ON!
00 - June 18, 2009, 9:55 pm, #88144
d***it! Don't you recognize an Easter pageant when you see it?


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.14/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am, #171251
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am, #168560
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #136823
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am, #136251
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm, #136176
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm, #136162
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm, #136161
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am, #136051
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am, #136050
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am, #136037
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am, #136031
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am, #136029
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm, #135966
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm, #135929
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm, #135881
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm, #135873
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm, #135872
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm, #135870
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm, #135869
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm, #135867
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm, #135864
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm, #135851

this is so true. 5L


EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil.


TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:42 pm, #168240

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving
curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 9:39 pm, #168238
this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me
grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 10:31 pm, #136396
skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 9:23 pm, #136389
Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 9:19 pm, #136388
Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 8:00 pm, #136367
reproach. I know too many servicemen to let that **** fly.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:59 pm, #136366
I hate people like that. It's not a matter of politics; we should all feel empathy and TRY to understand what these guys are going through. If ****heads must hate, they should hate the mission...the men, with their commitment and bravery, are beyond
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:56 pm, #136364
BTW, this is an old poster that has been in my office for about a year now. What strikes me is how young that soldier is. Looks barely old enough to shave, yet is braver than most men twice his age. I hope he stays safe.
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:54 pm, #136363
Bart, I don't expect someone like that to respect anything or anyone. I'll settle for silence.
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:46 pm, #136361
are going through HELL. The LEAST they have earned is the respect of a lowly a**hole like you. Have a nice f***ing day!
Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 7:45 pm, #136359
Did this m**********r (also known as skunkdiver) just say he wishes PTSD on the soldiers? He wishes for them to go through that pain? I don't give two ****s if you support the war or not, you NEVER disparage a soldier. These guys have left there homes and
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:28 pm, #136354
Clarification...skunkrider is the dh
BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:27 pm, #136353
What WTFO & LD said...man what a ***khead!
WTFO - November 13, 2009, 7:23 pm, #136352
SR, your disgusting opinions and hatred for those who risk their lives to defend freedom show that you are the lowest form of life around. Right there with Maj Hasan. That is all.
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:17 pm, #136295
I can only hope you have a beard!
skunkrider - November 13, 2009, 3:18 am, #136238
Yeah, as if US soldiers were actually killing terrorists and not just random beardy men with families. Wishing you a nice psychosis and absolutely no Vet-support when coming home! :)


TERRORISM - everyone is being vigilant


TAGS: terror alerts
Rating: 4.71/5

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commihameha - August 26, 2011, 1:26 am, #223507
Scots: mess with them and they'll throw a tree at you. :D
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 8:25 pm, #219587
Airman - the French! 1) Run, 2)Hide, 3) Surrender, and, 4) Collaborate.
440wakeup - May 25, 2011, 8:56 am, #219093
perfect example of the coalition of the willing
forseti - May 25, 2011, 3:06 am, #219082
ROFLMAO! The Scots rock!
house - May 24, 2011, 7:54 pm, #219048
Loved it, 5L. So true with the Aussies but even if the BBQ was cancelled we'd still just sit inside, drink beer and watch the footy
Greeny - May 24, 2011, 7:34 pm, #219046
5L - it would be 6L had it included Canada!


ferguson missouri -


TAGS: militarization police terrorism patriot act police state
Rating: 3.33/5

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premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am, #260107
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am, #256272
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am, #256199
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm, #256196
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...


RACISM AROUND THE WORLD -


TAGS: radical islam terrorists racism
Rating: 4.69/5

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WTFO - April 24, 2011, 10:09 pm, #217254
Anybody else notice that the three firearms are being held by children?
Master - April 24, 2011, 4:29 pm, #217225
Even GOD cannot make anyone love Ka-Daffy!


DRONES -


TAGS: war terror 12 remote planes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Ism - May 1, 2013, 4:20 am, #245436
Check out this Poster http://www.demotivationalposters.net/drones-drones-nsa-papa-johns-demotivational-posters-164550.html
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:16 am, #245435
The war on terror will soon begin at home - we will all soon see these things in cities all across America (FAA says there will be 10,000 law enforcement drones flying over America by 2020, despite fears over privacy violation). I feel safer already-NOT!!


YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes




CLOWNS IN THE DARK -


TAGS: clowns terror dark
Rating: 3.61/5

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mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:01 am, #119195
The big red wig gives me a good place to start a fire to burn his still-twitching corpse after I slit his throat from ear to ear. Now, I ask, who's the more screwed up one now? >8]
me - May 26, 2009, 9:43 am, #82162
I agree


The Day The World Came To Town -




CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm, #218061
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.


US AIR FORCE - Bullets? Who needs bullets?


TAGS: us air force bullets war terrorism
Rating: 3.87/5

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Underthetable - September 28, 2011, 12:55 pm, #224597
Yeah I'm hearing it
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:41 am, #196924
I think I need this for a few people in my area.
Anon - October 10, 2009, 6:34 pm, #125604
Anyone else hearing the Sonic 1 boss music?


1972 MUNICH OLYMPICS -


TAGS: terrorism munich
Rating: 3.41/5

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GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:33 pm, #166605
JLBachs, we don't make political statements over here on the funny site anymore, there's the door to Politifale.com if you'd like to continue your discussion. Thanks!
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:17 pm, #166603
A few nukes back then would have saved us 40 years of Arab bull$hit. Will we ever learn.
Airman - September 9, 2009, 4:17 pm, #116336
YaMam.. this was made quite some time ago, in response to the new administration wanting to change "Terrorism" to "man made disaster".. political bull****. It was poking fun at the politically correct crap.
yamam - September 9, 2009, 3:03 pm, #116312
Also, dont be so obsessed with terrorism all the time, it gets a little wearisome
yamam - September 9, 2009, 3:02 pm, #116311
Its still a disaster retard! something can be both a disaster AND terrorism.


TERRORISTS - Every country has them, and they're always pretending to be patriots.


TAGS: terrorist
Rating: 4.08/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 27, 2012, 7:20 am, #240188
repost this to politifake. 5L
Zealot - June 15, 2010, 8:12 am, #180407
Sheet monkeys Thousands of sheet monkeys


SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins




CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...




NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy.


TAGS: obama dumb democrats terrorism korea nuclear iran politics
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Chillax - December 18, 2009, 7:20 pm, #146709
Would you expect more from a community organizer with no exectutive experience and as a Senator missed 314 of 1300 roll call votes (24%)? Don't act shocked now.
Agent K - August 5, 2009, 5:20 pm, #104914
i think my roommate said it best it's like taking a janitor in a company and promoting him straight to CEO.
Mikeipee - August 5, 2009, 5:19 pm, #104911
I agree. But his wife is h**.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 2, 2009, 10:15 pm, #92379
Very well said WTFO.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:15 pm, #87869
needed to be removed and I'd rather my generation take care of it than pass it off to my kids when Saddam became a stronger threat. You whine about 1B spent to remove a dangerous dictator but are quite on 787B spent on govt waste. Your positions are sad.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:13 pm, #87866
he claim on being "right" to not go is a fallacy. Since he did not have the national intel that the POTUS and Congress used to a**ess the situation. He was also wrong about the surge that gained so much ground in that war. Saddam and his psycho sons
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:11 pm, #87865
Game, Bush showed strength to countries that believe talk is weakness. Also, did you really think Iran was going to have a fair election. Not to mention that the "moderate" candidate in that election still wants to wipe Israel off the map. As for Iraq,
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 2:16 pm, #87235
As opposed to the trillions this knucklehead is going to cost us.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 12, 2009, 9:57 am, #86187
What "Bush did that was better" was get Kim Jong Ill to back down. But now Ill is pushing around Obama like a rag doll. And yes it would be smarter to see who wins the Iranian election; but do you think Obama WOULD know what do to anyway?
The Game - June 12, 2009, 8:40 am, #86180
North Korea has been around for the last 8 years, what did Bush do that was better? Iran has an election this month that could oust Ahmadinejad, its smarter to see who would be president first Yet he was right about Iraq, which cost about $1,000,000,000


I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive




TERRORISM - Their weaponry gets more advanced every day.




ISN'T IT FUNNY.... -


TAGS: kids cute military nobombs notterrorists
Rating: 4.41/5

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greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:11 am, #246308
Japan actually started it by invading Korea in 1910 and China in the '30s. We antagonized them by not selling them war materials such as steel, not by being politically mean to them. They sh** our scrap metal back at us.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2011, 3:31 pm, #220706
We just want our homes man.
monkbiker - June 28, 2011, 8:45 am, #220692
We didn't start anything with the muslims. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
Peso - June 28, 2011, 7:08 am, #220689
Now that's a first for me. Are you implying that we did something to provoke Japan into attacking Pearl Harbor???
RonE - June 28, 2011, 3:49 am, #220682
Not to stir the puddin' or anything but just because we don't start it by physically throwing the first punch doesn't mean the US did not start it. History shows us that we start a lot of this political decisions. Japan in WWII is an excellent example.
WTFO - June 28, 2011, 1:51 am, #220679
We don't start it, RL. With the possible exception of Libya.
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:26 pm, #220663

...or have to deal with invading forces :)


HAMAS - Keep having parades. It's maximizes the use of Israeli bombs.


TAGS: terrorists israel hamas palastine ass funny military muslim
Rating: 3.34/5

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WTFO - December 1, 2009, 7:23 pm, #141502
I agree, if they would find the joy bacon can bring they'd be a less angry crowd.
Zed - December 1, 2009, 7:06 pm, #141501
More bacon, less hummus.
stenusmc - December 1, 2009, 7:03 pm, #141500
Hamas needs to eat more bacon.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 2:14 am, #118259
What happen to the homes of the Fatah members that where executed by Hamas? Just wondering
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am, #118256
I dunno, believe it or not, some of your thoughts are valid, I just wish you were a little, a tad bit, open minded. Oh, and i troll your posts, and others, hoping to find common ground, again, believe it or not.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:07 am, #118254
Yes, and so have the Palestinians. Yet Israel says, Lets make Peace and then kicks out 500 families from homes theyve lived in for the last 50 years, throwing them and their belongings into the street to move in Jewish families. Look, listen, learn.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:03 am, #118248
BTW, what is your method for trolling all my posters? Are you trying to comment on all of them or have you found favorites? Have you found my early stuff listed as MADMSG, yet? Just wondering.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:01 am, #118246
I disagree. Israel has attempted to create peace multiple times and upheld cease-fires until attacked. They retaliate to terrorist attacks. They also attempt to minimize innocent casualties but it's hard when the terrorists hide among women and children.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:58 am, #118244
Israel is just as big of a terrorist organization as Hamas. Im not anti-semetic at all, but both sides are equally guilty in this fight.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:38 pm, #88972
When did it become bad to be a member of United Fence Builder's - Local 765?
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:23 pm, #88961
Hands down a 5.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:36 am, #68709
It's the thought that counts.
ThePirate - March 29, 2009, 12:35 am, #68708
5... tried to give it another 5.. denied


ORDER A PIZZA - Something Drone pilots can do in between killing terrorists.




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TAGS: 9 11 truther america terrorism
Rating: 2.22/5


KILLER BUNNIES - The most horrifying things in life come from the most unlikely sources. To fear what was considered safe is true terror.


TAGS: killer bunnies fear terror
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sh8kes - October 16, 2012, 11:19 pm, #240002
bet that would keep the kids off "Dad's Chair"


CLOWNS -




TERRORIST OF WALMART -


TAGS: bin laden walmart terrorist
Rating: 3.71/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 4:04 pm, #159145

should have shopped the name tag..O-Sam A


AND YOU NEVER FORGET IT -


TAGS: terror king
Rating: 4.78/5

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CloudchaserS - August 15, 2012, 5:26 am, #238431
IRL, I actually am good at moving around silently when I want to
Airman - August 14, 2012, 6:49 pm, #238419
you crossed my mind when I hit submit
Sho - August 14, 2012, 5:43 pm, #238416
Oh I like thi5
CloudchaserS - August 14, 2012, 10:49 am, #238400
One of the advantages of being a ninja is that you have the ability to mess with people like that.


DRONE-ON...DRONE OFF - Canada introduces latest technology supporting Troops in Kabul




PHOTOGRAPHY FAIL -


TAGS: ph**ography fail ak 47 terrorism
Rating: 1.41/5

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Helldeath - October 27, 2008, 8:35 am, #30678
what?? for the Ak-74??? where can I get this?
I > U - September 22, 2008, 10:43 am, #22470
I like this new model, I've heard it shoots automaticly when you smile.


KIDS PLAYING DRESS-UP... -


TAGS: terrorists bombbelt costume
Rating: 4.87/5

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forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:53 am, #218647
You didn't get anything I guess...
JohhnyMac - May 16, 2011, 10:27 pm, #218642
Someone should LET him play with matches..him & ALL of his little friends....
MPsniper - May 16, 2011, 5:08 pm, #218629
thanks 8-)
Reality Lord - May 16, 2011, 1:30 pm, #218621

...OUCH
Faceplant31 - May 16, 2011, 12:35 pm, #218620
Now thats f_cking funny
forseti - May 16, 2011, 3:22 am, #218615
ROFL!


a single candle -


TAGS: cirillo ottawa terrorist attack hero
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:17 am, #257658
A terrible loss that reminds all Canadians...we stand together for those that fell alone.
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2014, 4:51 pm, #257401
His family would love this one:)


IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.




"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard airassault airborne terrorist afghanistan iraq
Rating: 2.58/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm, #121885
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5


STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.




TERRORIST - In Terror We Trust


TAGS: terrorist
Rating: 1.82/5

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MO - March 9, 2010, 7:42 am, #163389
One. Word. In. All 4 lines. Overkill.


ZOMBIE TERRORIST - I can have 72 brains if I blow myself up ?




OSAMA BIN LADEN - Really went out with a bang.




AL-QAEDA RESORT & SUMMER CAMP - Start um' Young!




BERT AND OSAMA - We're pretty much dead now. Just admit it.


TAGS: bert osama bin laden terrorist middle east funny humor
Rating: 3.18/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:29 pm, #130113
Me likes!
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:48 pm, #130093
lol They could have been seperated at birth! Practically twins!


The Rebel Without A Pause -


TAGS: middle east war peace terrorism
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 25, 2014, 10:44 pm, #255869
It's a never ending cycle of horror.
Reality Lord - July 25, 2014, 8:49 am, #255859

i wish i knew the answer. violence begets violence. powerful poster dude.


LOOKS ARE DECEPTIVE... -




NOT EVEN WE ARE SAFE -


TAGS: terrorist terrorism osama religion war
Rating: 4.42/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 21, 2013, 10:08 am, #242688
*imply
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 21, 2013, 10:08 am, #242687
It's guys like Ray here that make all Americans look like ignorant war mongerers. I'm glad that we have better examples of American citizens on the network......even the texans are less militant than the stereotypes usually implie. :)
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:03 am, #242682
You may have a right to call me hateful, but you certainly wrong me and millions of other Muslims who just go on about their daily lives trying to survive. But it's your right, so I ask the mods not to silence or ban you, you have a right to that opinion.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:01 am, #242681
But once again I will tell you that, that's like your ignorant opinion which causes muslims like me who've never hurt anyone to worry about being who they are in today's world. I have never blamed an American nor a Jew for what US and Israel do.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 6:59 am, #242680
Due to the US sacking Iraq for no good reason and empowering the state of Israel to occupy Palestine and oppress it's people. In short how the US pushes us arabs around like an elementary school bully.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 6:57 am, #242679
Well I guess I can go about an entire rant about how you're own American culture is quite hateful. And that you're own USA is the only reason organizations such as Al-Qaeda and Hamas have formed.
rerun - January 21, 2013, 6:49 am, #242678

No idiot, the Moderator is open minded enough to judge people on people, not religous, racial, etc beliefs. As far as banning you, you are expressing an opinion which I don't agree with. I need a good reason to ban you, attack somebody here & I will
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 9:11 pm, #242673
Good grief, my typing and brain need to get it together. The Moderator's Jewish religion takes a back seat to the Moderator's political motivations. This is typical of Jewish Liberals who vote Democrat in spite.
Greeny - January 20, 2013, 8:53 pm, #242672
Your hair looks nice
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:32 pm, #242670
Oh and should the Moderator choose to silence me, I can live with that and expect it. The primary difference between a Communist and a Liberal is the power to kill and imprison those that disagree, not the lack of desire to do so.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:23 pm, #242668
Should have read, the Moderator's political agenda takes a back seat to the Moderator's religion.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:21 pm, #242666
Obviously the Mocerator's religion takes a back seat to the Moderator's religious beliefs.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:19 pm, #242665
In addition, Timothy McVey did not enjoy the widespread support of any group for his nearly SOLO act. But the Left routinely uses Timothy McVey to defend Muslims who are a CULTURE OF VIOLENCE and TERRORISM because the Left doesn't care about reality.
raygun505 - January 20, 2013, 8:16 pm, #242663
Gee is there any course of action a poster can take when he is personally attacked by a Moderator? Timothy McVey was not a part of an organized terrorist group such as Hamas and Al Queada. He was a nut with a small circle of friends.
rerun - January 20, 2013, 8:10 pm, #242662

Gee raygun505, I guess if this is true this Jewish Moderator should not be friends with the poster creator. Well, I call BS, not all terrorists are Muslim. Does the name Timothy McVey ring any bell? Oklahoma City bombing?
Hawamleh - January 20, 2013, 12:01 pm, #242660
Well then, just to make sure he looks good, I'll make sure to always twist things around for him with my twisty little wit that I got from my violent muslim upbringing playing with legos, vicious legos mind you.
GaryO - January 20, 2013, 11:47 am, #242659
Oh yeah, he’s a verbiate poster alright, but only when the twisted wit of our Hammy is applied
Hawamleh - January 20, 2013, 11:18 am, #242658
ye see that gary ? my father would be so proud if he saw this, either that or tell me to get my a** back to punching babies and not dis-honor my muslim heritage... I actually like this guy, funnier than a lot of posters nowadays he is.
GaryO - January 19, 2013, 9:30 am, #242631
Not all two year old posters are commented on by idiots, but all idiots comment on two year old posters. Howevah, I appreciate seeing this one, and really enjoyed seeing Hammy’s metamorphosis from meek noob to uproarious commenteer, all in one poster.
Hawamleh - January 19, 2013, 7:30 am, #242629
Well ****... I didn't even know that...hold on, I'm gonna go out and punch me some babies. Or maybe not, maybe I'll just tell you that I'm Muslim and that's like your opinion man.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:09 am, #242620
Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are in fact Muslims. The entire Muslim religion is based on violence.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 7:44 pm, #182729
Controversial but Demotivational.
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 7:31 pm, #182727
i Know, All those Guys Do Is Bash Obama..
5butjam - June 30, 2010, 7:01 pm, #182712
I don't think this was done in a political manner, so I reckon that's why the mod has let it slide, it would've been a shame to lose this to Politifake...
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 6:31 pm, #182709
nonSense...We Do This To Move Feelings...And Debates Hapenning means a lot of feelings have been moved...just nothing hatefull.
forseti - June 30, 2010, 6:17 pm, #182707
(my personal amateurish) guideline: If someone could be offended or motivated to start a debate you perhaps should think about the text again...
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #182705

aggy being new at this, what is the guidelines for political. i mean a little is allowed...no? whats the cut off? racism obviously, hate i a**ume...anything else?
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 6:06 pm, #182703
Thanks, Im Glad You Like It :D
5butjam - June 30, 2010, 4:58 am, #182631
Consider this one of the exceedingly rare times I'll give anything that isn't uproariously funny or demotivating 5 lions...
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:14 pm, #182555
No worries... again... not bagging on your work by any means. Just guiding the comments.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:12 pm, #182552
Ok I Just Wanted it to be known That im not trying to do anything political. But I'll Stfu Now :D
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:07 pm, #182549
Let the poster stand on it's own. Don't turn it into a debate. Please. You're very appreciated here.
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:07 pm, #182548
Not disagreeing with the poster. And much like I said about a banned member's politifakes - you aren't going to fix terrorism one motifake at a time. This is a great poster, and I approved it... but this is not the venue to argue it.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm, #182545
True, But How Is Stoping Terrorism bad? In Any Way?
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm, #182543
You do an incredible job on these sorts of posters... the captions show thought and time put into them. I'd say that you're in danger of belaboring the theme, though... close, but not yet.
Haarakkon - June 29, 2010, 11:02 pm, #182541
I'd think it is more often religious in nature and used by the politicos to further their own agendas. Torquemada and Robespierre?
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 11:00 pm, #182540
Ok next one Will be A comedy :D thanks man and cant wait to see your new one.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 10:59 pm, #182539

i'de love to know who gave you 2 l's on this. moving...like all of yours. and no, i don't believe its political. i keep meaning to make anotrher "einstien" that i think you'de like haw.thumbs up dude. now...make me laugh...lol.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:58 pm, #182538
Grewat posters btw haar the cat one is freakin epic :D
Haarakkon - June 29, 2010, 10:58 pm, #182537
Food for thought, TOC
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:57 pm, #182535
Its Not, this critiques no regime no nothing this just says that killing innocents has no riligion...i still wanna know who that bomber was..Racist !
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:54 pm, #182534
IMO, pretty much anything labeled as terrorism has political roots. Maybe that's just me.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:52 pm, #182533
How Is this Political?
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:52 pm, #182531
for what?
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:52 pm, #182530
Oh, but: political. I'm not voting.
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:51 pm, #182529
*waits*
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:50 pm, #182528
You Disgust me....Timmy.
Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 10:48 pm, #182527
seriously 2 lions, is it that bad?? pls tell me whats so bad about it so i can improve..


NASCAR - the good old days may be behind us


TAGS: nascar rap terrorists
Rating: 4.06/5

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Greeny - January 14, 2012, 6:02 am, #227574
You're thinking of that hippity hop stuff... Rap was invented by Aerosmith
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2012, 4:36 am, #227573
It's even older than that. According to Wikipedia, "Rapping can be traced back to its African roots. Centuries before hip hop music existed, the griots of West Africa were delivering stories rhythmically, over drums and sparse instrumentation"
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:57 am, #227571
You realize of course that rap music was invented by square dance callers.
CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 11:55 pm, #227566
Haha! Love this! I've nothing against Nascar or rap, but the two go together about as well as tofu and steak!


OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, - Osama saw his shot at 72 virgins being delivered by courier. He's still fishing for the virgins.




CHOOSE! - Afghan Terrorists or Freedom-Fighters?


TAGS: terrorists or freedom fighters ronald reagan rnr
Rating: 1.39/5

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lol - March 2, 2009, 12:51 am, #62876
lmaooo
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 2:19 am, #56104
Children: collateral damage.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:36 pm, #11602
I'll say this nice and slow for you: If you aim at innocent civilians, you're a terrorist. If you aim at soldiers, you're a freedom fighter. If you aim at soldiers and hit civilians, you're French artillary.
Narutarded - July 28, 2008, 5:30 pm, #11575
Neither - they're hookah salesmen.


charlie -




Brothel -


TAGS: isis brothel sheep beastiality terrorist
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm, #260077
Thank you kindly :))
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 8:53 pm, #260075

infinitely better than mine. this is flawless as a demot. best i've seen in awhile. quick and clean.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:07 am, #260060
Thanks! You inspired me with that *** slave-poster ;)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:45 am, #260059

ABSOLUTELY.FARGIN.PERFECT


The Day After 9/11 -




All The Presidents Men -


TAGS: respect terrorist terrorism journalism death
Rating: 4.38/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:45 pm, #256474
Thanks :)
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:34 pm, #256466
I think some of your stuff belongs on politifake, Greybeard.


THE PURPLE SWATTER -




THE WAR ON TERROR -




A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too.




TERRORISTS - At least some haven't lost their sense of humour.


TAGS: terrorist lost sense humor humour rpg
Rating: 2.73/5

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Zed - August 22, 2009, 2:37 pm, #110916
Except in the movies: Red Dawn, Rambo 3, etc...
Cerebus42 - August 22, 2009, 11:29 am, #110878
Actually it's left over from USSR occupation. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RPG-7 . US never used RPGs like that.
Agnostic - June 6, 2009, 11:53 am, #84722
I just want to be the first stupid to say: "The rocket probably is made in USA" =P


UH OH! - Terrorists have infiltrated the Postal Service.


TAGS: boom plane terrorism cookies
Rating: 2.2/5

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Fatty - April 21, 2009, 12:57 pm, #74467
Note: Matty is NOT Fatt Matt. Just making sure...
agdaniele - April 21, 2009, 1:01 am, #74374
I'll take over after that.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:29 pm, #74334
Matty - You should be beaten to your knees for this.


DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.


TAGS: diego garcia paradise archipelago cia torture terrorists rnr
Rating: 1.82/5

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dumbsquid - January 13, 2009, 2:06 pm, #51738
There are no terrorists, or CIA on Diego Garcia. That picture is of the coconut plantation. I know, I spent a year there.
pervo - December 7, 2008, 12:08 pm, #42564
Well, either they talk, or they'll die not trying.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 10:53 am, #42546
Torture doesnt really work on people willing to die for their cause.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:33 pm, #11601
Well said, Ron. Like "alleged" really applies to terrorists.
Ron - July 28, 2008, 1:37 pm, #11545
Hey Torture's hard work, what with the lawmakers and such crying up a storm cause you scared someone who would destroy your existance just because its not his. Let the spooks have a quiet retreat and a few martini's. We'll all benefit.


Practice vs Preaching -


TAGS: terrorism terrorist putin war peace
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - July 21, 2014, 8:42 am, #255784
French Frie & Gravy Man .
GaryO - July 21, 2014, 8:40 am, #255783
Oh yeah.


COMIC -


TAGS: life time family value true terrorist hamas religion islam fanatic
Rating: 3.15/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:35 pm, #168693
anyone else pissed that its the ugliest S.o.B who always is alive instead of a cute suicide bomber ? i think GOD dont like ugly should be truth as well
aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:14 pm, #133103
i agree


YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You have more wives than teeth


TAGS: terrorist wives teeth
Rating: 3.09/5

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God - June 22, 2008, 3:10 pm, #6666
d***, that's a sweet lookin' grill.


TERROR - My Day Is Not Complete Until I Terrified A Complete Stranger


TAGS: terror
Rating: 3.06/5

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I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR - To tear apart all security measures, bring America to socialism, and to pour mounting debt onto the next two generations.


TAGS: obama politics debt socialism terrorists terrorism democrats oath inaguartion
Rating: 2.78/5

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manicbranic - November 3, 2009, 4:15 pm, #133795
the idea of any government at all is a socialist one. the idea is to try to encourage markets to grow in a way that doesnt systematically disadvantage anyone. obama hasn't done that yet, but neither did bush, who sold national productivity for liquidity.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:55 pm, #120098
card? The White House stated they don't believe opposition is racial but they also haven't condemned those who are throwing the race card on the table...There's some proof for you...NEXT!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:53 pm, #120097
No, you just called me and others idiots this time. Obama's use of race card during the campaign in his words. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjRfKVwRUds - How about defending his Harvard buddy's arrest? Or letting others attack opposition with the race
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:38 pm, #120089
ive never called you a ***k. and as for race, the only one i see playing the race card is you. *-see your poster "RACE CARD"....next!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:28 pm, #120087
God you're a ***k with no humor huh? BTW, you obviously don't read my posters. They attack the policies and what can be learned about him from them. Vitriol? I don't attack race, birth certificate, or call him a nazi. Your attacks on me are false/ignorant
ILB - September 20, 2009, 7:22 pm, #120085
Puh-Lease, you know what i meant. And as for not attacking him personally,....have you read any of the vitriol you post here? oh wait, yes you do, because you answer it yourself alot of the time.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:54 pm, #120060
That's not nice to say about the President and his advisors, ILB. I try to stick to his bad policies instead of personal attacks but it is nice to see you're actually seeing the truth.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm, #120056
Idiots, all.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:59 pm, #119427
He is no where near "the same **** as Bush". What company did Bush take over? If socialism works for you great. I don't want it here.
Zelk - September 18, 2009, 3:46 pm, #119279
Latin America, El Salvador, we are socialist... we are proud of it and we still have freedom... dont be stupid... why you call obama socialist... is just the same sh** as bush... we don't give a sh*t about him... he is maybe muslim... thats another thing
Boomer - July 2, 2009, 9:31 pm, #92371
For all of you who voted for him thanks again for the screwing we are all getting. Pay back is a b****.
firefly - July 2, 2009, 1:23 pm, #92295
You yanks are terrified of socialism
Agent K - July 2, 2009, 8:02 am, #92260
NIIIICE!!! A 5 FOR SURE LOL


HAREMS - Like their beliefs, or not... The Arabs' are much, much better.


TAGS: fail owned harams africa muslim islam terrorist
Rating: 2.67/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:04 pm, #135016
Why?


Potential -


TAGS: kids terrorism bomb
Rating: 2.56/5
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 10:54 am, #65441
Yeah Islam is all about peace. Stupid f***s!!!
LogicDude - October 12, 2008, 6:34 pm, #27251
Awwww, he wants to be a martyr when he blows up! Um, I mean, "grows up."
ieatbabies - September 12, 2008, 1:47 am, #20613
Awsome parental guidence there


MCTERROR - They put bacon on my cheeseburger.




ECONOMICAL -


TAGS: horseshoes and hand grenades terror
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 9:19 pm, #184090

lmfao


BEAUTIFUL - Now, can someone please tell me where in HELL The FARMERS MARKET is!


TAGS: mosque islam muslim terrorists
Rating: 4.1/5

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440wakeup - September 1, 2011, 11:54 pm, #223851
Because old people are just older douche bags and they think they can get away with crap because they're older
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 11:00 pm, #223849
why is Homeland frisking Grandma at the airport still, in stead of swarming this guys front lawn?
Brawler - May 11, 2011, 1:46 am, #218407
Timothy McVeighs homeplace?
Brawler - May 11, 2011, 1:46 am, #218406
Timothy McVeighs homeplace?


WORDS TO SAVE YOUR SOUL - Not tonight dear... I have a headache!


TAGS: words tonight headache terror soul
Rating: 3.43/5

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MissPriss - December 31, 2013, 10:27 pm, #251822
Alright Mick...hey...wait...um!
MashiMashi - December 25, 2013, 11:33 am, #251723
And your drunk uncle saying you tell anybody what we did here and I'll kill you in your sleep.


JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA - What did he do to be able to address the U.N.? ...and why did he cut his hair?


TAGS: muammar al gaddafi un terrorist dictator evil dope wwe wwf wrestling
Rating: 3.42/5

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whatukno - August 20, 2010, 9:21 am, #190048
lol epic!
funnyman37 - November 20, 2009, 5:10 pm, #138158
I heard he killed his girlfriend, but there's nothing funny about that............ hahahahaha.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:51 pm, #122102
"those are special Libyan ear muffs that keep the voices in his head" Ahaha! That made me LoL...
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:37 pm, #121731
Snuka FTW... way to go, jamc! 5L
spacedog - September 25, 2009, 3:59 pm, #121703
I'm not one for politifakes, but this is a wicked idea mixing in the WWE. Nice one Jmac.
bOB cHIN - September 25, 2009, 3:53 pm, #121701
He pinned Khadaffy in three moves, and that's not his hair...those are special Lybian ear muffs that keep the voices in his head.


PENTAGON BOMBING - The scumbag who inspired Obama's political career tried to 29 years before Al Qaeda did. Neither regret their actions.




STEROTYPES ARE NECESSARY SOMETIMES - This place was packed before this guy showed up with his "pop-rocks"




LUCKIEST DAY OF HIS LIFE - They don't call getting shot by the Americans the MILLION DOOLAR WOUND for nothing. Your tax dollars at work.


TAGS: roe oef oif terrorist al quaeda taliban
Rating: 2.14/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 22, 2010, 11:02 pm, #160248
As opposed to getting sh**. itz always cheaper in life to killl them instead of wound them. Ask BRANDI her vehicular homicide only cost her 600K.
Derek - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm, #159836
The accounting must be painful


TERRORIST - Start 'em young


TAGS: terrorist
Rating: 2.13/5

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rerun - April 13, 2010, 7:48 pm, #171123

crap, this is it


TERRORISM - Even The Land of OZ Ain't Safe




INSURGENCY - Once considered an acceptable strategy for gaining independence from tyrannical oppressors


TAGS: terrorism war america funny patriot
Rating: 1.75/5

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spencer - September 3, 2008, 11:16 pm, #18815
The thing is the insurgents in Iraq are killing their own people more than they are us. Plus willing to kill women and children in the process. Alot different if you ask me.
Ashson - September 2, 2008, 10:50 pm, #18533
Always an acceptable strategy - IF you win.
Dalek - August 15, 2008, 10:47 am, #14648
...but the terrorists have beards, Mel just stuck with freedom fighter-style sideburns


A Farewell To Arms -


TAGS: life death sniper military terrorist
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 25, 2014, 10:56 pm, #255023
I've crossed the horizontal and vertical lines before but never at the same time... Thank you everyone :)
MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:42 pm, #255017
Unless you're in bed with another person. Grey you automatically get a 5L and a 1L to the rest that don't get what I mean...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:42 pm, #255006
Nice!
Reality Lord - May 25, 2014, 11:18 am, #255001

wow
Reality Lord - May 25, 2014, 11:18 am, #255000

wow


IMAGINATION -




Hamid's Bad Hair Day -




TERRORIST STATUS QUO -




For A Price -


TAGS: isis isil terrorism radical islamists
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 7:04 am, #256571
If there was some way to get them all in the same town that has no civilians, one MOAB could send them to their interview with their god permenantly.


soft hands -


TAGS: creepy midget terrorist aunt bob
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2014, 7:36 pm, #256872

it is...first they get sent to prison...then the other prisoners ...ehem...take care of it.
Greybeard - July 10, 2014, 2:21 am, #255651
The ugly truth exposed so innocently. It's an epidemic and UNPUNISHED problem in today's "politically correct" society. I'm hoping p***philia becomes a capital offense.


It's the 4th -


TAGS: fourth 4th july celebration terrorism
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2014, 4:35 pm, #255599
I personally believe that the date thing wasn't changed because it was too late. America had started doing the opposite the rest of the world did, including which side of the road to drive. But the date format was forgotten... To late to change! Lol!
GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:01 am, #255595
Hmmm, fair question. Possibly because it’s the only date we care to have the Brits remember.
OSA - July 5, 2014, 3:37 am, #255591
Can someone explain why in the US, that dates are usually expressed in the format MM/DD, (September 11, December 25, January 26, etc.), but when they refer to their independence from England, they run back to mother England with "The 4th of July"?
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:31 am, #255590
Then some are so 5L crotchety...honestly. Teehee
EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:39 pm, #255585
Remember: Some of your neighbors are veterans with PTSD, and they've heard quite enough explosions already. Be polite.


Night Terrors -




Portrait Of Ground Zero -




Pissing US off -


TAGS: terrorist crisis kidnapping heinous hideous
Rating: 4.75/5

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Bandit5906 - August 21, 2014, 9:34 pm, #256298
Turn the place into glass!
maoworks2 - August 21, 2014, 1:09 pm, #256296
Nukem till they glow !


Touched By An Angel -


TAGS: angel heaven terror satan hell
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greybeard - April 30, 2014, 12:25 am, #254539
LoL. Thank you everyone.
GaryO - April 29, 2014, 8:42 pm, #254534
Well, that explains gramma, and that ‘I’m gonna gitcha’ game she always played….
Sho - April 29, 2014, 1:03 pm, #254531
Beautiful :')
lgvernon - April 29, 2014, 11:09 am, #254530

This is terrific!~


ROUND TRIP -


TAGS: terrorist calendar itchy underwear
Rating: 4.73/5

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CloudchaserS - September 12, 2012, 11:41 pm, #239113
What's underwear?
GaryO - September 12, 2012, 10:47 am, #239102
Or as your cigarette sticks to your lips, while your fingers slide toward the cherry, knocking it off, sending it nestled obscurely somewhere in your crotch.


First World -




SPORKS - Hooks Are Just Way Too Dangerous For Terrorists




PERKS AT WORK -


TAGS: mall santa kids terror pay
Rating: 4.44/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:26 pm, #241752
Thanks mao!
maoworks2 - December 22, 2012, 6:19 pm, #241750
Great Picture 5 Ho Ho Ho's


JUST DESERTS -


TAGS: ice cream day she had it coming for a long time her eyes scream in terror
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 11:29 am, #173728
Yes well played Grey, 5 S's for you! Especially because the second s is NOT the "modern usage", but an incorrect spelling and a Spelling Nazi's "achilles heel", Muahahahaha!
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:42 am, #173726
The below was the google definition. Darn it all. To be fair, on further research, "Desert" is the spelling used in Shakespeare. Modern usage uses the second s. Well played Grey, well played.
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:39 am, #173725
A desert is a landscape or region that receives almost no precipitation. Dessert is a course that typically comes at the end of a meal.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 9:44 am, #173601
Thanks Mooo+!!, I'll save you seat at the next class. & to the spelling nazi's, if ignorance is bliss, then you should be some really happy happy people. Deserts is spelled correctly, google it and see, don't be afraid, Mr Dictionary is your friend.
Ed-Hyde - April 26, 2010, 6:48 am, #173587
Nice one Moo+. Hey Grey, Desserts, like cheesecake. Not Desert like sandy. Though I guess she could be dried up. And BAD moderators for missing the spell check!
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:12 am, #173582
*won't be*
culos - April 26, 2010, 5:08 am, #173581
Anywho, I'd do her without worrying about the number of s-ses. I bet she won't that dry then....
rerun - April 26, 2010, 3:18 am, #173574

gee egg plant defender, way to make an introduction.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:13 am, #173573
f***in eggplant-jerkoff
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 3:12 am, #173572
You can criticize when you make just 1 poster better than GS's worst....STFU and GTFO....you're not wanted here.
eggplantdef - April 26, 2010, 3:08 am, #173571
Just deserts? As opposed to just tundras? Or just rainforests? Spell check ftw.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:43 am, #173567
Deep....and sick......you need help GS 5L.


WATERBOARDING -




Desolate Anticipation -


TAGS: war peace life death terrorism
Rating: 4.09/5

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Greybeard - October 2, 2014, 11:48 pm, #256888
Yes, sadly collateral damage to innocents happen every day...
Reality Lord - October 2, 2014, 7:46 am, #256880

i know that picture very well. brutal.


Sure Signs -




I WANT TO GET OFF -


TAGS: religion terror quaeda bombing racism
Rating: 3.7/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 4, 2011, 9:38 pm, #209144
optimus is that you
AdmiralAckbar - January 4, 2011, 9:38 pm, #209143
optimus is that you
pointer - January 4, 2011, 6:30 am, #209096
Sorry Cranky, was my first attempt, I did catch on and the white border will never be seen again. Thanks for the advice. (small steps) haha
crankyhead - January 4, 2011, 6:25 am, #209095
I'm not too sure about the white border around the outside, but the rest of it is really good.


REVERSE ENGINEERED -




SWEAR TO GOD -


TAGS: vegeterrorism
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - August 28, 2009, 7:01 pm, #112874
Thank you! *thinks* I mean HEY!!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 28, 2009, 6:21 pm, #112864
A prime example as usual Sean.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 6:07 pm, #112863
See TTH ... THIS is how one egages in utterly shameless self-promotion. Tootles.


THE PEACEFUL ISLAMIC RELIGION? - Fighting is obligatory for you, much as you dislike it. --Surah 2:216


TAGS: islam religion hate violence terrorists kids
Rating: 3.33/5

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anonymous - October 25, 2009, 4:02 pm, #130697
Sura 2:62 "The [Muslim] believers, the Jews, the Christians, and the Sabians--all those who believe in God and the Laast day and do good--will have their rewards with their Lord. No fear for them, nor will they grieve." i'll take specific over ambiguity
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:52 pm, #126963
Sorry to break the mood, but my Koran lists that line as Surah 2:212. 216 talks about booze and gambling.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:50 am, #87143
Thank you gentlemen. I'm starting to blush from all the kind words. Or that may be the chili peppers jammed in my a**. (don't judge me!)
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:29 am, #87139
The Einstein poster was (is) excellence. I'm partial to your "I Don't Fail" poster. Solid stuff. As I've said before, your intelligence and wit are never in question.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:27 am, #87137
At least you spelled "Canadian" Right. And we would never protest against pot smoking.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:25 am, #87136
It was an "all in good fun" "nonsensical comment" phenomenon.
mooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:24 am, #87134
We used to be adversaries.So from me It should be believed, The Einstein poster was f***ing EPIC, It deserved a better response. As far as the top 100 go. Well. you have to see the funny in the way that posters comments went off, It wasn't aimed at you
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:21 am, #87133
I think it was a Canadian conspiracy against my Obama pot smoking poster.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:20 am, #87131
I do and my posters get driven down. Look what happened to my great Einstein poster. Besides, I truly enjoy some of the debate my posters generate. I've got 25 in the "most comments" report. However, I got bumped out of the #1 spot, dammit.
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:08 am, #87119
Thanks for the link. now I have a better understanding of the Al Queda recruiting polici...........You have so much potential for funny. use it. It is your friend.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:03 am, #87115
Here is the source. Iraqi kids recruited/trained by Al Qaeda in Feb 08. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512697/Caught-camera-The-10-year-old-Al-Qaeda-fanatics-ready-launch-terror-attacks-Iraq.html
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:05 pm, #87019
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the stylings of the Riyadh High School Chamber Choir in "A Tribute to Al Jolson"
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 9:03 pm, #87017
Sure .... Looks like MS13 to me.
moooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 8:37 pm, #87007
How do we know they're Islamic? Those could just be American kids from the suburbs.


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WTFO - April 4, 2009, 12:52 pm, #70421
Truly an idiotic lie about an act that protected this nation. You fail and get 1 sad little lion. Ooo. Does that make me a terrorist, you moron?


TERRORISTS - ... You're not fooling anyone.




GOVERNMENT OVERTHROW - Obama laxing on enhanced interrogation techniques allowed this vicious plot to go through. Ah well... at least he still has his puppy.


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WTFO - July 3, 2009, 1:45 am, #92439
Very nice.


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